{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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David Mills, was a Canadian politician, author, poet and puisne justice of the Supreme Court of Canada.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the scarf say to the hat?","punchline":"You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.","id":183}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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"}{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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