By alternative comedian Neil Hamburger

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Discovery Bay International School (DBIS) is a coeducational international school located in Discovery Bay, Hong Kong.

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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

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Helene or Helena Demuth was a German housekeeper who worked for Jenny von Westphalen and Karl Marx, and later served as the household manager and political confidante of Friedrich Engels.

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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}

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Inside Neil hamburger is a 2000 EP by alternative comedian Neil Hamburger. It released by Drag City on June 26, 2000.

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