Patrick David Gallagher is an American physicist and former chancellor of the University of Pittsburgh. He previously served as acting United States deputy secretary of commerce from 2013 to 2014 and 14th director of the National Institute of Standards and Technology from 2009 and 2014.
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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Bird and Diz is a studio album by jazz saxophonist Charlie Parker and trumpeter Dizzy Gillespie. It was recorded primarily on June 6, 1950, in New York City. Two tracks featured on the original pressing, \"Passport\" and \"Visa\", were recorded by Parker, without Gillespie and with different personnel than the other tracks, in March and May 1949. The album was originally issued in 1952 in 10\" format as a collection of 78 rpm singles on the Verve subsidiary label Clef Records.
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